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Cogwarts Steampunk Spectacular From the organiser of The Legendary Llangollen Faery Festival, Cogwarts Steampunk Spectacular - two and a half days of utterly spiffingness!

20/09/2026

To end all speculation - yes, that really was the very last Cogwarts. It hasn’t been cancelled due to clashes with other events as the Isle of Wight and Wrexham are a long way apart. Cogwarts preceded that event anyway and was held on the same weekend it has always been held for years now.

There are many reasons.

The venue seemed perfect and very helpful, initially offering indoor space for stalls and that traders could stay overnight. Once I agreed to hold it there, both these offers were withdrawn which was unfair as I had already started advertising the event.
I was then told outside traders could anchor their stalls on the grassed areas, then this offer was withdrawn too. So we all adapted to hard standing, but one large gazebo blew down over night.

Accessibility is not as good as first seemed either. It was pot luck as to whether people were allowed to exit via a door with ‘no entry’ written on it that led directly to the market area. Some had to go the long way round and one disabled lady complained bitterly that she had been made to walk the perimeter path. If you have a handy door right by the lift, it didn’t make sense not to allow people to use it. The venue explained that they didn’t want people queuing for that door, but a queue would have been preferable to a long walk on big limestone pebbles.
A trader blew up at me for being told off about using that door to carry his equipment through. I was told to use a ‘staff only’ door which I did, but was then faced with a steep, grassy slope - I had a long skirt on and my arms full and naturally I fell on my osteoporosis riddled knee Ouch!

I asked for just two comp tickets for visiting friends (my guest list at the Faery Festival is as long as your arm), but was told ‘they can pay like everyone else.’
Not good.

Sadly the venue didn’t work and I don’t have unlimited resources to make it work.

Coming in next year, we will all also be faced with Martyn’s law (in the wake of the Manchester Arena bombings). It is designed to keep everyone safe from random terrorist attacks which is good - but not everyone thinks it will work - including a few I have spoken with in the security industry.

Martyn’s Law will add around £10,000 to the Faery Festival’s costs, (which by the way is definitely happening in 2027 on the 7th and 8th of August in Llangollen), so probably would have been a further £2,000 - £3,000 on top of the £6,500 it costs to mount Cogwarts. That’s undoable.

Due to Martyn’s Law it is inevitable that an awful lot of smaller festivals, steampunk or not will fold too unfortunately.

Poppy, winner of Cogwarts Coggiest Doggiest competition on Saturday. There will be another Coggiest Doggiest today (Sund...
20/09/2026

Poppy, winner of Cogwarts Coggiest Doggiest competition on Saturday. There will be another Coggiest Doggiest today (Sunday 20th. Sept), so if you have a cute, costumed canine, do come down and let your mutt strut their stuff! This will be the last day of the very last Cogwarts ever, so don’t miss it!

The amazing, winning picnic and team aboard the very last ever Cogwarts Express. A highlight of the weekend!
20/09/2026

The amazing, winning picnic and team aboard the very last ever Cogwarts Express. A highlight of the weekend!

Ticket sales have now ended on Eventbrite, but you can purchase them at the various venues. Stori Brymbo - just buy them...
17/09/2026

Ticket sales have now ended on Eventbrite, but you can purchase them at the various venues. Stori Brymbo - just buy them on the door. Llangollen Railway on Friday night: purchase them directly from me. Brymbo Enterprise Centre - for the Friday Night Concert and the Grand Steam Ball on Saturday, purchase them directly from me. Please don’t fall for anyone posting about having spares etc. they are all scammers.

At the Bizarre Bazaar this year, we are offering the chance for you to get involved in forensics! Led by forensics exper...
16/09/2026

At the Bizarre Bazaar this year, we are offering the chance for you to get involved in forensics! Led by forensics expert Ali Lightning, you will be shown how to create a facial reconstruction from a skull! Plus Hemlock the Dragon will be putting in an appearance (he's promised not to scare Dizzy the Droid). alongside the steampunk stalls and exhibits.
Other activities are:-
SATURDAY:-

11.30 AM Wirral Samba

12.00 Tea Duelling

1.00 PM The Coggiest Doggiest competition for the best-dressed steampunk pooch.

1.30 PM Teapot Racing

2.45 PM Parasol Duelling

SUNDAY:-

11.30 AM Wirral Samba

12.00 Tea Duelling

1.00 PM The Coggiest Doggiest competition for the best-dressed steampunk pooch.

2.00PM Teapot Racing

3.30 PM Parasol Duelling

Yes, you CAN camp at Coggies this year! Numbers are very limited, so please book early to avoid disappointment.
18/08/2026

Yes, you CAN camp at Coggies this year! Numbers are very limited, so please book early to avoid disappointment.

A new venue for the splendiferous COGWARTS STEAMPUNK SPECTACULAR!!!

Please get in touch if you would like a stall at Cogwarts spiffing new venue, Stori Brymbo, where Victoriana mingles wit...
13/06/2026

Please get in touch if you would like a stall at Cogwarts spiffing new venue, Stori Brymbo, where Victoriana mingles with pre-history! Trading days are the 19th and 20th of September, and you can book a limited number of tables inside or any amount of gazebo space outside. Either DM the Cogarts page with your email and what you intend to sell (steampunk only, please), or get in touch with me directly at cogwartssteampunkATgmail.com (substituting @ for AT - my curse/cure for spambots).

19/04/2026

The haunting lyricism of the duet between our drummers from the Wirral and a brave little engine who could…

What a wonderful weekend! More miniature traction engines than you could shake a bag of coal at! Plus the duet between o...
19/04/2026

What a wonderful weekend! More miniature traction engines than you could shake a bag of coal at! Plus the duet between one of them and Wirral Samba was a treat! You can hear part of it in the video attached to the next post.
Unbelievably, ANOTHER three year old, Jasper, walked away as supreme champion of the parasol duelling today. WHAT are they putting in the water these days to make tots such giant-killers in the serious sport of parasol duelling?! If Ruby from yesterday and Jasper from today are this good at three, how good will they be at FOUR?!
To cap it all, today’s tea duelling champ was a coeliac! Mama Laura won through all the rounds without eating a single malted milk! Incredible prowess there! Great times with good people, thank you all, exhibitors, stallholders and visitors, for coming along.

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Stori Brymbo
Llangollen
LL115AX

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