The Haunted Garden Of Merced

10/31/2026

What a fun Halloween eve, we had quite the turnout. We will be setting up early for those that want to beat the crowd and possiably the rain. Rain or shine we hope to see everyone tommorrow.

10/25/2026

The kids and adults are loving the Fobbles. It looked like it was snowing in slow motion last night. Thanks to all who came out

10/19/2026

Sad that this even has to be said :(

KEEP YOUR BU****IT away from HELM House.

1. Bum ass losers trying to steal. Last night we caught someone trying to steal the KETTLE CORN BAGS that are for DONATION. We stopped them, but seriously, you have to be some kind of dumbf**k.

2. We continue to deal with trash being left everywhere, despite having a garbage can on-site. Children we expect to throw candy wrappers on the ground, but GROWN ASS adults leaving B**R BOTTLES on lawns = you’re a bitch.

3. Please stop abusing the claw machine. If the claw machine stops giving you free-plays, that means you won. WHAT IT DOESN’T MEAN is try to break the machine, tear the joystick off, or kick it. Either find one of us… or put 50 fu***ng cents in, I’m talking to the adults again, somehow.

4. Please stop parking in front of driveways, that’s NEVER OK, anywhere. We don’t know why anyone thinks it’s ok. Don’t park in front of ours, nor our neighbors, nor our neighbors neighbors. If you have to walk a little extra, then walk, cus parking in front of driveways = as***le.

Are we pi**ed? No, not really, we just have truckers mouths, if you know us - you know us. But it’s annoying as f**k for sure and we’re sure it pi**es our neighbors off. This is a BIG SHOW that we do for FREE, please respect our neighborhood, neighbors, and everyone and thing that goes into this!

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Thank you,
We still 🖤 Merced of course 😆
Mitchell and Kandice HELM

10/03/2026

It was a fun epic night at the Haunted Garden of merced. Thank you to Campfire Haunt for all your help getting us up and running!

10/01/2026

Would You Swing With Her?

Just Another Night at the Haunted Garden 👻
Our Ghost Has a Favorite Spot 👻

08/31/2026

Ready or not here we come! Its time

07/29/2026

Halloween in July? Can you spot our friend? He's calling for all his friends.....soon