JARED LESH Ncha cuttings

08/20/2024

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𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒 𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐭 𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐞 ••• 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐨, 𝐓𝐗

𝐂𝐑 𝐌𝐚𝐝 𝐌𝐚𝐱 ••• 𝐇𝐈𝐏 #𝟑𝟑
2022 sorrel gelding
CR Gotcha Covered x U Cant Count On Me

2 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘨𝘦𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘥 30 𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘊𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘴 𝘏𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯. 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘦𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘵𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘰 𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯! 𝘊𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 14.2 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴

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𝘓𝘰𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 — 𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘰, 𝘛𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘵 Jared Lesh Cowhorses
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** 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 **

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09/13/2022

Today's Laff!

AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST.
AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, "HEY OLD WOMAN, HAVE YOU EVER DANCED?"

THE OLD WOMAN LOOKED UP AT THE GUNSLINGER AND SAID, "NO,... I NEVER DID DANCE... NEVER REALLY WANTED TO."

A CROWD HAD GATHERED AS THE GUNSLINGER GRINNED AND SAID "WELL, YOU OLD BAG, YOU'RE GONNA DANCE NOW," AND STARTED SHOOTING AT THE OLD WOMAN'S FEET.

THE OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR -- NOT WANTING TO GET HER TOE BLOWN OFF --STARTED HOPPING AROUND. EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING. WHEN HIS LAST BULLET HAD BEEN FIRED, THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER, STILL LAUGHING, HOLSTERED HIS GUN AND TURNED AROUND TO GO BACK INTO THE SALOON.

THE OLD WOMAN TURNED TO HER PACK MULE, PULLED OUT A DOUBLE-BARRELED SHOTGUN, AND COCKED BOTH HAMMERS.
THE LOUD CLICKS CARRIED CLEARLY THROUGH THE DESERT AIR, AND THE CROWD STOPPED LAUGHING IMMEDIATELY.

THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HEARD THE SOUNDS, TOO, AND HE TURNED AROUND VERY SLOWLY. THE SILENCE WAS ALMOST DEAFENING. THE CROWD WATCHED AS THE YOUNG GUNMAN STARED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND THE LARGE GAPING HOLES OF THOSE TWIN BARRELS.

THE BARRELS OF THE SHOTGUN NEVER WAVERED IN THE OLD WOMAN'S HANDS, AS SHE QUIETLY SAID, "SON, HAVE YOU EVER KISSED A MULE'S BUTT.”

THE GUNSLINGER SWALLOWED HARD AND SAID, "NO M'AM... BUT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO.

THERE ARE FIVE LESSONS HERE FOR ALL OF US:

1 - Never be arrogant.
2 - Don't waste ammunition.
3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
4 - Always make sure you know who has the power.
5 - Don't mess with old people; they didn't get old by being stupid.