06/19/2026
We’ve gained a lot of followers this year.
Which is exciting.
But it also means many of you are operating on White Rabbit information from 6 months ago, which in White Rabbit years is approximately three complete business models and two mild identity crises ago.
So we wanted to take a minute to catch everyone up.
Please pay attention. There will not be a quiz.
Actually there might be.
First:
✅ We now allow guests under 21 before 9 PM.
We know. Some of you are just learning this now.
We’ve only been talking about it for months.
✅ We extended our hours.
✅ We open at noon on Saturdays.
Because apparently some of you are productive before 5 PM.
✅ Happy Hour is Tuesday-Friday from 4-6 PM.
Half-price beer.
Half-price wine.
Half-price appetizers.
Half-price select cocktail pitchers.
Basically the closest thing to legal robbery we could come up with.
✅ Someone stole our hours sign.
We’re still not sure why.
Of all the things to steal from a bar, the sign explaining when we’re open feels like a strange choice.
✅ We bought a new one.
The circle of life.
✅ Mildred is still a menace.
No further questions at this time.
✅ We added a grill.
Which means burgers.
Chicken sandwiches.
And a growing number of people discovering we serve food.
✅ Our wings are still elite.
Try the Truffle Buffalo.
I don’t know how else to say this.
Trust.
The.
Process.
✅ We added online ordering and carryout.
Because sometimes pants are optional.
✅ The community voted on a mural.
It’s finished.
✅ The patio has been completely reimagined.
If you haven’t seen it lately, you’re basically missing an entire expansion pack.
✅ Tuesday Craft Nights have become absolute chaos.
The good kind.
The “we should probably buy more supplies” kind.
And because we clearly haven’t learned our lesson, here’s what’s next:
🍨 Seasonal boozy sorbet.
🌯 Weekly wrap specials.
🍹 Rotating specialty cocktail pitchers for Happy Hour.
At this point we’re just adding things to see if anyone stops us.
Anyway.
If you’ve visited recently, help spread the word.
If you haven’t visited recently, come see what we’ve been up to.
And if you’ve somehow made it to the end of this post, congratulations.
You now know more about The White Rabbit than some of our relatives.
Please share.
We’re counting on you.
And frankly, we’re too busy adding random new things to explain it all ourselves.
