03/11/2026
3 DAYS AWAY! GET YOUR DOJO TICKETS! ONLY $50 FOR YOUR OWN PRIVATE BATHROOM AND ARCADE 12-5 ON PARK CIRCLE’S BUSIEST DAY!
☘️ Private bathroom (because port-a-potties are traumatic).
☘️Arcade games (Guinness break).
☘️A crowd-free sanctuary to sit down, breathe, and question your life choices.
☘️Actual space to exist. Revolutionary.
Come rage responsibly. Return to the chaos when emotionally ready.
It’s Saint Patrick's Day. There are 30,000 people. Someone named Chad is screaming. Bagpipes are playing somewhere. Meanwhile… you’re in your own private lair in The Dojo at Pinky & Clyde's! ☘️ Private bathroom (because port-a-potties are traumatic). ☘️Arcade