09/16/2015
Each Apt Has A CNN Debate Scorecard
The stage is set for the next debate but our apartments have bipartisan support.
We know you will be glued to CNN tonight to watch the sparks fly at the Reagan Library Debate, but our listings wait for no sound bites. Rush in to grab one of our poll-tested deals today before any wheels fall off the campaign busses. Besides getting a great new apartment, each one of our deals comes with a nifty scorecard to track the debate performances. We have the lame stream media on hold to take your call instead so book your appointment at (855) 600-0878
45A Two Bedroom Plus Den • $7195 •
Lease this massive high floor apartment with Hudson River views, floor to ceiling windows, triple exposures, and a built in washer dryer and keep track of:
Which candidate weaves a mention of his hair into an answer: ____________
First candidate to mention Hillary Clintons emails: _____________
This apartment has the best view but this candidate has the best view for the country: _________
Our fridge is all stainless, but this candidate uses the word “stain” to describe Bridge-gate:_________
9B One Bedroom Plus Den • $4295 •
This is the largest one bedroom that stretches from the east side of the building to the west side, with triple exposures, and a home office den area in the middle. During the debate tonight:
Number of times the candidates mention building a border wall: ________ Near Canada_________
Amount of times the state of East/West relations are mentioned as worse than the Cold War:_______
Tally for the following quotes: “Worst deal ever”_____ “He’s a zero”_____ “I cherish women”_______
Use the following numbers: 11, 4, 7. There are ____ candidates on the main stage. The B List debate has _4_ candidates at the kids table. This apartment has ____ closet hanging rods.
41G One Bedroom • $4195 •
We don’t have Rick Perry to kick around anymore, but if he was still a candidate, we would make it easy and give him the answers to choose. We would ask:
If elected, which of the following is a federal agency you would eliminate and which is a feature of this apartment you could not live without?
____ Dept. of Energy. ____Hudson River Views. ______Dept. of Commerce. _____Dept. of Mission Impossible ______Double width entry closets. ____Open u-shaped loft style kitchen _____Dept of Education _____ Extra high ceilings
_____ Ministry of Silly Walks.
32J Alcove Studio • $3125 •
This corner apartment is as large as most one bedroom apartments with tons of closets. You could easily build a wall, and have another country pay for it, to convert the alcove into a full bedroom.
Score the winners of the following match ups:
Donald vs. Jeb! Chris Cristy vs. Traffic Cones.
Scott Walker vs. The Canadian Border.
Donald vs. The Face of Carly Fiorina.
Mike Huckabee vs. Science. Rand Paul vs. Obscurity.
Donald vs. Hugh Hewitt (or any moderator who asks a question)
Call for an appointment or an update (855) 600-0878
Our leasing office is conveniently open M-F 10-7 and S-S 11-5.
The Biltmore
271 West 47th Street
New York, NY 10036
A Jack Parker Property
