05/31/2026
ARE YOU COMING TO THE BIG Q***R MASS WEDDING TOMORROW? i friggin hope so because it is also my going away party — SURPRISE!!!! 🤪
yes, after a year of back & forth, i finally said I Do to registering my car in illinois, being close to family, and being the coolest aunt to my nephews. y’all will be seeing less and less of me as i continue carting carloads of terrible decisions and wonderful memories back up north, so please come help me create one HUGE LAST WONDERFUL MEMORY TOGETHER!!!
PS if you can’t swing the cost, i got you — PLEASE call me beep me if you wanna reach me (and get on the comp list)!!!! i don’t care if we’re shared a toilet stall or never met, you are invited ❤️
OH AND YOU CAN STILL RENEW YOUR VOWS OR GET UNIFIED — NO MORE GOVERNMENT MARRIAGES THO SORRY!
see you at tomorrow!!!! 🥲
stay hydrated,
kendall / warm advice
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