10/24/2021
Dear traveler: You and I are kindred spirits. Adventurers. Bon vivants. Flaneurs on the boulevard of this earthly realm. Any world weary traveler knows that sometimes the best laid plans matter not. I am crestfallen to report that the portal is experiencing interference from the cosmos. For now, these problems are out of my control. I do not know what is happening out there in the universe. I do not know what timeline the glitch is occurring in. I must depart Elsewhere, temporarily, and find the flaw. And I do not know when I will return. I do not know what will come back from inside the portal. So for now I leave you with my greatest gift of all: 50% off tickets to Elsewhere. This Elsewhere. Today is your last chance before the portal temporarily seals. Stay safe, stay curious, and be well.
Sincerely,
JP Sando