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Rise Up Ocean County Satire Page - exposing the blatant antisemitsm of RUOC This is a parody of a FB pg dedicated to agonizing over how many Jews there are in Ocean County and

This was a very interesting video by Michael Caldarise  thank you!  At first glance it's another we "caught a Jew doing ...
08/14/2026

This was a very interesting video by Michael Caldarise thank you! At first glance it's another we "caught a Jew doing something!!!" video. But you then went on to talk about confirmation bias and honesty. And WOW. LOVE it. Well done sir! I mean that.

But while making the point about confirmation bias you said this:
"We all want this to be true, we all want this to happen."

"We all want this to be true."

Why would you want it to be true? You're talking about nailing a criminal, I suppose you could say you just want criminals captured. But I don't think that's what you really meant. I think you meant something like "we (the real people of Jackson) all are so certain that there are Jewish criminals that we wanted the evidence, and this looks like it's it, but it wasn't."

Here's the thing: The basics of Jew hated is that Jews are assumed evil (Jew hatred morphs because the hater defines evil differently) and gross, and you just need to find the proof. Jews wasting their time running playing "whack-a-mole" on the false accusations, means we already conceded the basic premise.

And make no mistake, that is your premise. For all your talk of how open minded you are and how diverse your community is, your assumption is that we're evil, and you just need prove it, and until then you need to keep us away. Your well rehearsed litany of grievances is exactly that.

That's everything Cusanelli is doing, that's what Hannum is doing, that's what Thick Nick is doing, that's a lot of what you're doing too. Is it a wonder then why we're so distrustful--which you then use as proof?

BUT BUT BUT PLAY GROUPS and BMG hasn't yet opened a school and um yea that's what has ruined our quality of life.
08/14/2026

BUT BUT BUT PLAY GROUPS and BMG hasn't yet opened a school and um yea that's what has ruined our quality of life.

🚨 A traffic stop on I-195 led police to a loaded AR-15-style “ghost gun” and arrests of men from Jackson and Toms River. Details at the link in the comments below. 👇

Hey Everybody! We made the news! Michael Caldarise Enjoy the review.
08/11/2026

Hey Everybody! We made the news! Michael Caldarise Enjoy the review.

So this happened.Basically, someone in the Toms River Fire Department with enough clout to squelch their identity, calle...
06/16/2026

So this happened.
Basically, someone in the Toms River Fire Department with enough clout to squelch their identity, called out over the emergency frequency to take up arms against Jews in the name of white power.

What does one make of a person who ostensibly has made a career of communal service and helping others, while also engaging in well known hateful rhetoric?
It could just be a completely tasteless joke. In which case a simple apology would be in order. But it might not just be that. The German people of the 1930's and 40's didn't think they were being the bad guys. Todays University students who went as far in one instance to literally imprison a few members of the janitorial staff while illegally taking over a building (IE white people literally abusing people of color) in the name of "freeing Palestine," don't think they're the bad guys either.
The Devil quotes scripture, after all.
I would hope that this would be a moment to stop and reconsider how this happened. What were the motivations here? Is this a person who is going to a dangerous place?
Some transparency would go a long way. Of course that didn't happen. That's a shame. This could have been an opportunity to build communal trust. Instead, it just builds suspicion. Can I trust the civil servant I interact with? We honestly just don't know.

Which brings us to the general atmosphere. Of course this article triggered the usual crowd of angry impotent shut ins to pound out their usual insights with whatever remaining fingers they possess. Perhaps it's was a poking stick, I doubt they can tell us which.

It's become increasingly clear that the "bLaMe dA cHeWs 4 pRawn" crowd don't represent anyone other than the community of underserved mental patients that seem to reside near here.

Folks, it's not "our fault" that you drool into your own lap. It's your own. If you don't like that you're 45, covered in saggy tats from your 20's and still work for tips, go take some classes to up your game and go live your best life. Literally no one, including the Jews, is holding you back.

Whining about your sad lot online or making T-shirts about how sad and oppressed you are is perhaps the most pathetic behavior I've ever imagined.

Does that hurt your feelings? Sorry. Never mind. You do you. You can put "But I made a really hateful T-shirt" on your epitaph. (No, I won't explain what that is.)

The rest of us, Jews and non Jews alike, will go on to lead our lives. We'll hold down jobs, raise families and do things that actually make for a fulfilling life. We probably won't buy the t-shirt, and no, I'm not going into your sh*tty bar.

Toms River Fire Department Silent on “White Power” Call to Kill Jews Emergency Radio Broadcast: An audio recording obtained through a public records request is being swept under the rug after a voice on a Toms River fire dispatch channel made an antisemitic statement before being told the microphone was live. Questions are being raised about a recording from a Toms River fire dispatch channel that allegedly captured a dispatcher ...

https://www.shorenewsnetwork.com/toms-river-fire-department-silent-on-white-power-call-to-kill-jews-emergency-radio-broadcast/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook

Rest in peace sir.
03/13/2026

Rest in peace sir.

It's time for everyone's favorite game: "Hot take: Bubba, Mustafa, or mental illness!" Ok so 2 hours ago a Jewish synago...
03/12/2026

It's time for everyone's favorite game: "Hot take: Bubba, Mustafa, or mental illness!"

Ok so 2 hours ago a Jewish synagogue that had school children inside was attacked. It was called a ramming and there were reports of shooting.
The suspect is reported dead, and the security guard is reported as wounded.

So no name is given, so with almost no information let's all pop off and blame our favorite culprits.

Do we blame:
1) some right wing psychopath
2) a left wing psychopath
3) a Muslim (not that he represents Islam, lots of perfectly fine Islamic people)
4) some totally mentally derranged person who was "on their radar?"
5) doesn't matter. Terrorism, no matter where no matter why no matter how is simply unacceptable.

Vote below!

Also, it's reported that the children are fine. I think. Well maybe. Eh whatever. Vote now!

God speed gentlemen.
03/06/2026

God speed gentlemen.

Happy PURIM! One of the major themes of Purim is inversion. An evil plot to destroy the Jews ends up leading to the dest...
03/03/2026

Happy PURIM!
One of the major themes of Purim is inversion. An evil plot to destroy the Jews ends up leading to the destruction of their enemies.

This particular Purim has that very same feeling. On simchas Torah 2 years ago, Iran's proxies unfurled a plan to destroy Israel. And today Iran's "ring of fire" is all but dead. Hezbollah is being destroyed and run out of Lebanon. The Ayatollah is dead, and Iran is heading for democracy.
Indeed, we literally got to see the inversion of Sinwar/Kahmeini/Nassrallah's vision of a destroyed Israel.

In the perfect image of this difficult and yet hopeful time, Israelis all across Israel are celebrating Purim from their bomb shelters.
Am yisroel chai!

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