Expert World Headquarters

Expert World Headquarters Specializing in answers without questions. Problems with teleportation? Clogged portals? Alchemy? Etiquette? It never hurts to ask! We care sometimes!

Best Wishes of The Season from Expert HQ!
12/25/2019

Best Wishes of The Season from Expert HQ!

08/17/2019

BIG NEWS! In order to keep from getting removed from Facebook for inactivity, EWH is offering, for a very limited time only, Kharmic adjustments ABSOLUTELY FREE! To take advantage of this offer, simply walk into or out of any of our convenient locations everywhere you look (If you're there, we're there) and ask for the "Free EWH adjustment". Your order will be fulfilled the moment you ask (maybe even shortly before) and you'll walk out knowing that not only have you done the right thing, the right thing has been done to you! And don't forget to save those points!
And always remember, it takes one to know one!

FB has threatened to pull this page due to lack of activity. Here at Expert World Headquarters, we pride ourselves on ou...
03/08/2019

FB has threatened to pull this page due to lack of activity. Here at Expert World Headquarters, we pride ourselves on our talent and service when it comes to lack of activity. We're always ready, always on the jump! Always ready to pump, pump pump! So in order to preserve this page and continue to serve, we're doing what our FB overlords insist we do. We're posting...

12/10/2018

Sign up for our Christmas Special! We will listen to you talk about ANYTHING you choose, at a reduced rate of $30 per half hour. To show how much we appreciate your business, we will respond with something like "Yeah?" or "You gotta be kidding me" or "Well, you have a right to be pi**ed!" at least once every 90 seconds. Slots are filling fast so call now. Special Chanukah bonus: We can get it for you wholesale!*

*Offer applies during Festival of Lights only.

06/27/2018

SPECIAL OFFER THIS DECADE ONLY! This is your opportunity to make good on all those promises! Our products and services are absolutely free of obligation! NO FILLERS!
EWH will waive its consulting fee for any and all clients it deems deemable. Also includes FREE SHIPPING! Materials and anti-matter volutes are subject to local surcharges. (Those who are left-handed, dysplexic, short-waisted or prone to borborigmus should only use our services on the advice of a media urologist.)
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