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The Tea Snobs Artist and tea enthusiast bringing you the perfect blend of relaxation and creativity with our Tea Party themed sip and paint events.

Book now for a unique and memorable experience! 🎨🍵

07/23/2026

Deal of the year! True Story!

07/07/2026

IMPORTANT EVENT UPDATE

Due to unexpected maintenance at the venue, we have made the difficult decision to cancel the upcoming event.

We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience and appreciate your understanding. The safety and comfort of our guests will always come first.

Everyone who purchased a ticket will receive a full refund within 24 hours. Refunds will be issued to the original payment method used at the time of purchase.

Thank you for your continued support. We look forward to welcoming you back once everything is complete and we’re ready to provide the experience you deserve.

— Tea Snobs

06/26/2026

🎶🔥 JULY 10… WE TURNING THE MUSIC INTO BINGOS! 🔥🎶

If you know your Hip-Hop & R&B, it’s time to prove it. No numbers… just hit songs, good vibes, and chances to win!

🗓 Friday, July 10, 2026
🕗 8 PM Until
💵 $35 RSVP
📍 Tea Snobs
5980 N Sam Houston Pkwy E, Suite 515
Humble, TX 77396

🎵 Hear the song.
✅ Mark your card.
🏆 Yell BINGO!

🔥 BYOB
📺 40” TV Blackout Grand Prize
💳 Cash App & Apple Pay Accepted

📲 RSVP NOW: 346-345-3246

Tag the friend who swears they know every song. 👀🎤 Let’s see who really got the playlist locked.

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06/25/2026

🚨 Aye! Y’all better lock in! Hip Hop & R&B BINGO spots going FAST! Don’t wait until you see everybody posting the vibes. Reserve your seat NOW! 🎶🔥
📲 Text 346-345-3246 to RSVP.

06/22/2026

We ain’t boasting, we hosting! 🔥 Now accepting all bookings. Birthdays, showers, private parties, game nights, and more. Reserve your date today! 📅

06/21/2026

Plan Your Next Date Night at Tea Snobs
Take a memorable picture in our beautiful lobby and create memories that last long after the night ends.

06/21/2026

Hello world!

06/19/2026

🎤🎶 HOUSTON… Y’ALL THINK Y’ALL KNOW MUSIC? 🎶🎤

On July 10th, we putting your playlist where your mouth is.

From R&B classics to Hip Hop anthems, we dropping snippets and seeing who really knows the song before everybody else. No Google. No Shazam. Just vibes, memory, and bragging rights.

🔥 4 Bingo Rounds
🥃 Complimentary Welcome Shot
🎁 Mystery Prizes All Night
📺 Blackout Round Winner Takes Home a 40” Fire TV
🍾 BYOB

Some people swear they know music…

Tag your music-head friend that thinks they can’t be beat. 👀

📍 Tea Snobs
🕗 8PM Until
💵 $35 Entry
📱 Text “BINGO” to 713-543-0295 to RSVP

No live DJ. Just hits. No excuses. 🎵🔥

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06/17/2026

ABOUT THIS FATHER’S DAY… 😭💀

Some people getting ties.
Some people getting socks.
Some people getting served. 😂

If he forgot the birthday, skipped the child support, disappeared for 6 months, then popped up posting “Father of the Year” selfies…

We got a special Father’s Day package with his name on it. 🤣

✔ Deadbeat Behavior
✔ Excessive Lying
✔ Bare Minimum Performance
✔ Online Dad of the Year Syndrome

Send the picture.
We’ll handle the rest.

Rates starting at $0.
Yeah… you read that right. 😎

For a discount, share, like, repost & follow .
I might take it pro bono.

“Because sometimes accountability needs an address.” 📍😂

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5980 N Sam Houston PKwy Ete 515
Humble, TX
77396

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+13463453246

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