09/20/2021
DJ. Producer. Denim innovator. S*x move encyclopedia. Vertekz is all of these things, and at the same time he is none of them. No words, after all, can capture the way he makes buttholes vibrate in unison on the dance floor. He is the great beige enigma of Salt Lake City, and it is onle when one witnesses his glory that they can understand the hype.
From the West Coast to the East, Vertekz has rocked DJ sets and ravaged the eardrums of innocent bystanders like a runaway freight train made of nasty ass bass wobbles. Festivals like Das Energi and Get Freaky have repeatedly faced the aftermath of his sonic savagery. His music - all self-released - has amassed an actual, literal cult that is beginning to grow at a pace concerning to officials.
When the rage flows through you and you find yourself gyrating into a frenzy against every uncomfortable body on the dance floor, that’s Vertekz. When the beats scramble your senses and you’re reduced to a convulsing with everyone around you staring in horror, that’s Vertekz. He’s your wildest dreams, your worst nightmare, your GI flare up, and every sensation in between. Those who listen to his music must be prepared for pregnancy at best, and a painful death at worst.
With all that said, Vertekz is also a great DJ for bar mitzvahs, quinciñeras and children’s birthday parties. Please note when preparing his rider that he is allergic to pineapple unless it is cooked.
