10/14/2026
The squishy monster dropped off another shipment and now we have roosters living in tiny barns. The Kickass Store is slowly becoming an emotional support petting zoo and nobody’s stopping it.
“Squeeze-a-doodle-doo.” A squishy stress toy. But my favorite is “Need a booster? Squeeze the rooster.” Well. Usually you’d buy me dinner first, but apparently we’re skipping straight to the barn. I have about 14 more comments and Tammy would prefer I keep every single one of them to myself.
We have nine of these little fellas available at the Kickass Store. Come grab one. The rooster. Just so we’re clear.