Fort Myers Beach Pirate Festival

04/05/2026

Wishing all you rogues and wenches a happy Easter!

12/30/2025

It is with great sadness that we share the news of our fallen brother, Kraven Moregrog. Doug Kosarek was a huge presence in the Pirate community, and will be sorely missed. Please raise a glass and wish him fair winds as he takes on a new voyage.

12/25/2025

Merry Christmas to all you scallawags! Have a cup o cheer and celebrate the day.

10/24/2025

Madame Serena, the Oracle of the Obvious will be there to show you the way…perhaps the wrong way, but you’ll figure it out.

10/09/2025

Ahoy mates! Our dear friends, who were living in India, were forced to suddenly leave while allowing them no time to make provisions to get their beloved doggies to the USA with them. Doug is a long time employee of the FMB Chamber of Commerce, and was working remotely. Now that they are back on the beach, Donny is working at the Chamber too. This is a legitimate Go Fund me page. If you are able to help, these good friends of our local Pirates would be very grateful.

When Doug and Donny had to suddenly leave India and return to the U.S.… Doug McElheny needs your support for Help Reunite Doug & Donny with Their Beloved Pups

07/04/2025

Wishin’ all ye scallawags a happy and safe 4th of July!

06/15/2025

We wish all you pirate dads a very happy Father’s Day. Do the old man proud and trim the sails, swab the deck, and drink the rum. That is all. Carry on.

02/15/2025

‘Appy loving day to ya. Snuggle in yer bunk, kiss yer favorite pirate, and hold fast yer love.

01/26/2025

It is with a heavy heart that we share the news of the passing of one of our own. Dan Leeward has gone to ride the wind and sail the 7 seas. Let’s all keep Holly in our thoughts and prayers. Dan was a kind and generous man, sharing his wit and wisdom with everyone around him. He will be deeply missed. 🏴‍☠️

10/09/2024

Captain Flood and Mister Foote do not approve of this weather. Stay safe ya scallywags!

09/19/2024

‘Appy talk like a pirate day! Don’t fergit to do your work out today.