Canal Cornhole Cartel

05/25/2026

Take a second out of your day to wish our guy, Justin Darrenkamp, a Happy Birthday! Enjoy your day, bro! We're glad we were given the pleasure to meet and know you!

05/24/2026

Next Saturday the 30th. Come throw some bags and enjoy some chili!

Not only is the Chili Cook-Off next Saturday, but you can also join Canal Co****le Cartel at their corn hole tournament!

The event is posted on scorholio. So get signed up, come throw some bags, and support the veterans 🇺🇸🙌🏼

05/22/2026

Brandon Debow also needs one!

05/22/2026

Conor Wilken is lookin for a partner tonight! Hit him up, or drop a comment if you're interested!

05/22/2026

Take a second out of your day to wish a Cartel OG, David Akin aka Walnut, a Happy Birthday! We love and appreciate everything you do for us, bro! Enjoy your day!

05/20/2026

The fact that the following needs to be addressed is wild, but here we go...

We were approached recently, asking if the Cartel would be interested in helping out with a Toys for Tots event, in collaboration with other Co****le groups. As usual, the Cartel immediately agreed to help, providing whatever we could to help the success of the event.

We get a message today, telling us that "concerns were brought forward by some participating clubs", and we were told essentially that we weren't welcomed to help with this event.

Ok... clear this up for us, please? We're good enough to run events for people needing transplants, people fighting cancer, and youth sports, but we're not good enough to help get you donations so kids can have a better holiday?

Over the past few years the Cartel has always been willing to lend a helping hand when it comes to making donations to fundraisers or events that serve a good cause. We have also had much success in Collaborating with organizations such as Youth sports teams, Local Legions, and many others.

Yet, we're not good enough to help kids have a better holiday?
Ok. You got it.

05/17/2026

Before we get into the results from last night, I'd like to speak personally about yesterday as a whole. Yesterday showed me exactly why I enjoy this so much. The amount of love and support that was present for the Light Em’ Up Co****le LLC event was truly amazing. Such a great event ran by fantastic people for an amazing cause! The entire event was a blast! From cheering my other Canal Co****le Cartel members as they competed, to hearing the building erupt when Tom Sinibaldi won the air mail competition at halftime... so much fun! It's always a great day when I get to throw with my guy Daryl Dronick, as well! But, that wasn't the end of our fun...

We had a great crowd of people at the Smitshow! If I had the garage door closed, we would've blown the doors off the tracks with all the laughter! Denny Miller is always hilarious to be around, especially when he starts dancing and rapping at the boards 🤣 it was also great to get the entire corner to join me in roasting Andrew Rodriguez, and his choice in shorts. Fabric and design cut straight from your grandmother's ironing board 🤣🤣🤣 we love you, Roddy! 🤣

I posted this long winded nonsense to thank you all for the difference each and every one of you have made in my life over the past almost 3 years. I know some of us haven't always seen eye to eye, and some of my decisions have been questionable, but just know that when it comes to this, I ALWAYS put y'all first. Even if you don't think so, it's always about y'all. I'm going to be stepping away for a week or two next month to get a surgery done, and to get my health in order. So, when you don't see me, don't be asking where I'm at 🤣🤣🤣
- 🎷

Last night's results:

1st Place- Boomer Teague and Denny Miller
2nd Place- Kam Lehman and AJ Shando
3rd- Place- Donis Rice and the Ghost

Air Mail- Denny Miller
OTB- Rob Henney

Jazz also won the Singles Night Cap

05/15/2026

Come kick it with us tomorrow night AFTER we all go throw at the Light Em’ Up Co****le LLC Dakota's Army fundraiser! If you attend Dakota's event, you'll automatically be entered for a chance at a free entry for this one! Let's go pack this fundraiser out, then wind down later in the evening, followed by a Night Cap!

05/15/2026

Before I get to the results for this past Saturday's event, I want to remind everyone about THIS Saturday. At 1 pm in New Freedom, Light Em’ Up Co****le LLC will be hosting their 3rd Annual Dakota's Army fundraiser! This event is ran by amazing people for an amazing cause! If you're not already pre-registered, get yourself a partner and get registered on Scoreholio ASAP! This is sure to be an incredible time! You'll definitely see the majority of the Cartel there!

If you attend this event, and still have enough arm to throw with us later in the evening, you'll be automatically entered for a chance at a free entry! We'll also be running our new Night Cap after the regular Switch! Here are the results from Saturday night's Switch, and the Night Cap:

Saturday Night Switch:
1st Place Upper- Denny Miller and Jillian Lundy
2nd Place- Josh Martin and Matt Johnston
3rd Place- Joseph Lawson and Gingerbread Man

1st Place Lower- Kaitlyn Green and Tangie
2nd Place- Andy M. and Leo Six

Night Cap:
1st Place- Rich Caneff and Truee
2nd Place- Andrew Hoerner and Rob Henney

05/14/2026

Sorry for the delay in posting the results! The Cartel members have been very busy in their personal lives recently, with work, families, health, and other ventures in life. The first post is going to be the results of our April 25th event, which brought out a nice crowd of 53 players! A lot of new faces! We always love to see that! We split into 3 brackets, and here were the results:

1st Place Upper- Zack Watson and Tyler Leese
2nd Place- Josh Martin and Vance Moyer
3rd Place- Jim Prowell and John Trostle

1st Place Middle- Daryl Dronick and AJH
2nd Place- Justin Brown and CK

1st Place Social- Boomer Teague and Chris Burke

05/12/2026

Get with Bob Mohl if you're interested!