05/26/2026
🚨👽 BREAKING: The government just dropped the most classified photo of the decade...
After years of denial, FOIA requests, and one very persistent golfer from Denver, they've finally released proof:
This is who runs the Colorado Golf Expo.
No more "weather balloons" or "swamp gas" excuses — he's been organizing tee times, negotiating with venues, and probably using mind control on the slow players all along.
👽⛳ "Take me to your leader... wait, no — take me to the driving range."
The Denver Post The Denver Gazette 9NEWS (KUSA)