07/12/2026
After years of screams, suspicious noises, and at least three "missing" scarecrows, the Hillbilly Haunted
House has officially closed... forever.
The ghosts have unionized. The hillbillies retired. The possums took over management, and things went
downhill from there.
If you hear banjos coming from the woods, mind your own business. If someone on the porch yells, "Y'all
come on in!"... don't. And if the outhouse door starts knocking from the inside...
Just keep driving.
Thanks to everyone who survived the fun. We'll miss y'all.
The Hillbilly Haunted House is officially closed forever