Dook Warriors of The Sh*tadel

06/08/2024

In an excruciatingly long 3 months, the oh-so-glamorous Goat Heads will graciously allow you all to bask in the glory of our poo chapels at Wasteland City. You'll have the privilege of sitting on our luxurious throne of putrid blue liquid while perusing your beloved copy of The Wastelander, discovering all the delights our post-apocalyptic world has to offer. Oh, what a truly divine and sophisticated experience that is bound to be. Can't wait to catch a whiff of you all soon!! Baaaah!!!

09/18/2023

It's that little stretch of time before everyone is there. So now is a good time to have that reminder how to treat the portos!!!

Quiz time! (Right answers only!)

1) What is allowed in the portos?
2) What are some of the things we don't put in the portos?
2) What ply toilet paper is to be used?
3) What do you do with the lids?
4) What do you do with trash you brought with you?
5) What are the handicap units used only for?
6) What do you do when you see the cleaning truck at a bank of portos?

Hope you've all paid attention to get these answers right!!

If you find me "The S**t Shepard" aka Commander Bacon will have limited Dook Warrior caps and stickers if you ask me about them!

08/24/2023

Check it out. It's finally here a fun short clip that we did with The Apocalypse Post last year at Wasteland Weekend.
Love it!!

Before he retired, Adam Chilson approached me at Wasteland 2022 with a pitch for a short film. So I showed up at the appointed time where the Dogs of War we...

07/28/2023

Well it's getting to be that time again!!

I can see it in the distance... Better yet smell it.. the smell of those V8 engine's!!
The great gathering is just around the corner.
I hope you're all ready.

With that the Dook Warriors want to take this moment to once again remind all of you wonderful dirt heathens about the Porto's. We have a lot of first timers this year want to make sure they understand as well.

Remember if the "P**pacabra truck" is at a Porto bank "Knight Rider" is there cleaning them so they are ALL CLOSED BOTH SIDES. Find the nearest bank and use those till she is done. It helps her get them done faster. You will get yelled at and/or possibly sprayed. This is your warning!

Some rules:

1. Nothing goes in the potty except things from your body.
No trash of any sort. No baby wipes, cups, FOOD etc. (Take it back to your camp trash). It will clog the hose and all cleaning will be HALTED!!!

2. Keep the lid down. It helps keep the smell down.

3. If you bring your own toilet paper make sure it's 1ply so it's not gonna clog the hose.

4. The handicap units are only for handicap Please don't use them unless you are!!

5. Last but not least let's all treat them like it's your own bathroom at home.

Keep those Porto's Shiny and Chrome!

If you want a cap. limited amount of caps this year find Commander Bacon "S**t Shepherd" and get them while they last!

07/12/2023

Just making sure everyone is aware of this OSHA law.. You don't want that chemical splashback. Or do you?

05/04/2023

So if you loved the Porto service and knight riders love and hard work to keep those luxury poo pods fresh and clean for everyone. We ask if you could take time to give her and the Knights service a review. It would be greatly appreciated!! Thank you to all that helped keep those pods clean!

Here is a link to knights on Google to leave a review!

4.9 ★ · Portable toilet supplier

05/03/2023

Since there are some people interested in getting p**p City Imports swag this is what I have left.

- gone till more are made (Velcro on the back) patches. Size 3.5"W x 2"H
- 10 stickers
- 10 magnets
- 1 yellow lanyard
- gone. p**p city imports koozie
- gone. Goat Heads in space koozie
- gone. medium shirt. (Shirt is uv reactive and glow in the dark)

Message me if you'd like something and let's make some kind of barter!!

04/26/2023

Begin transmission:

Good morning planet..

Offense #3

Once again we are expecting issues with trash in the Porto's (water bottles and cans).

Please keep the trash at your camp!
The Porto's will not get clean if you leave trash in them. It clogs the line. So if you want to continue using our luxurious poo pods please obey the rules.

Let's not create any more offences!

-Knight Rider
-S**t Shepard

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04/26/2023

Begin transmission:

Hello Neotropolis!!

Offense #2

We here at P**p City Imports would like to send out another friendly reminder about putting foreign objects in our luxury poo pods..

It has come to our attention that our knight rider has found "dryer sheets". We definitely know that it doesn't come out of the body or even an alien life form.

Do not place anything in them besides waste. No trash or things you think can enhance them.

Thank you for your cooperation!

-S**t Shepard
-Knight Rider

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