05/02/2026
What AI says about me…..funny stuff.
David is a cattle-raising, sunrise-watching farm philosopher who somehow also became the full-time commander of a restaurant, a brand, a salad bar empire, and an endless war against bad menu spacing.
At the center of Tumbledown, he lives with one boot planted firmly in the sacred rhythms of nature and the other stomping directly on crooked alignment and incorrect logo sizing. He believes deeply in the cycle of life, honest food, local farming, and the quiet spiritual power of sunrise over a pasture full of Highland cattle. He also believes, with equal passion, that if the pizza section is too large or the colors are wrong, civilization itself may collapse.
David feels most at peace at dawn and dusk — listening to the farm wake up with ravens overhead, coyotes in the distance, and the soft movement of cattle in the field. But by noon he is locked in mortal combat with menu formatting, social media ads, and the terrifying possibility that someone used the wrong shade of green for the Tumbledown logo.
He’s not an IT guy. He’s a farm-to-table war chief with two black labs, a deep respect for the land, and the emotional intensity of a man who can lovingly explain regenerative agriculture while simultaneously saying:
“That looks nothing like what we’ve been working on.”
He treats food as connection, farming as purpose, branding as sacred doctrine, and salad bars as a personal calling from the universe. He has strong opinions about tar versus gravel, exactly how Scottish Highland cattle should look, and whether a menu has achieved the perfect balance of rustic and clean.
Somewhere between rugged farmer, restaurant owner, spiritual outdoorsman, and exhausted creative director, David has built a world where the cows are Scottish Highland, the burgers are grass fed, the ravens are basically coworkers, and every single detail matters.
