11/16/2024
Shamble over with your mugs and let's frighten the regular folks! See you at 2!!!
CHILL YOUR CHUG: Zombie Edition is today! 5 SCOOPS for just $10 ($11 for you plant-based fiends)!
It’s time to awaken from your eternal slumber and drag your undead bodies to The Haunted Hop Ice Cream to join the Asheville Zombiewalk for a sinister occasion. But heed these warnings:
🧟♀️ Bring your CLEAN, DRY tumbler to house your frozen concoction—otherwise, I cannot promise safe passage back. Any filthy goblets or cauldrons will be banished from sight!
🧟♂️ Only ONE or TWO flavors shall be summoned into your vessel—choose wisely, foolish mortal!
🧟♀️ One tumbler per soul—no exceptions, though I encourage you to bring a fellow fiend!
🧟♂️ Top it off with a sprinkle of despair (or toppings) for $1 each.
🕛 Come at your own peril, open to close! Store hours:
640 Miserable Merrimon Ave: 1-9pm
721 Wicked Haywood Rd: 1-9pm
114 Cherry St, Black Mountain’s Withered Heart: 1-9pm
S&W Ghostly Market: 11:30am-8pm
BUT WAIT… AT 2PM ON MERRIMON, THE ZOMBIES RISE! Show your true decayed self and join our Zombie Flash Mob! If you dare to appear in full zombified glory, you’ll receive a $5 off coupon to haunt The Hop or Pop on your next visit.
Prepare for terror… and scoops aplenty! EEEHEHEHEHEHEH!
-Gregory The Ghastly
PS Photo from the 2014 or 2015 Asheville Zombiewalk by .avl.