29/07/2026
Controversial one this: 😏
“If you are a gym bunny where you pay to suffer and call it fun why not turn up for a run. We don't charge anything as we don't have to buy the mirrors!!!! But be warned unlike the gym the warm up will be shorter than the workout”
So… that’s your sign.
No contracts. No swipe cards. Just legs, lungs, and the sudden realisation halfway that this was is “light exercise.”?????
🏃♂️ Thursday Night Run — 6pm from Redwood Town Hall
Just a bunch of runners trying to look casual while secretly negotiating with gravity. We will even make you wear one of those flattering Hi - Vis vests that everyone loves ( I here they are all the rage for Milan this coming season). So pull yourself away from the mirrors, forget about the selfies and filters. And I can promise you won't see a single ring light.
See Ya There