20/12/2025
Let us return to the days when marriage was a covenant, not a commodity, let the bride be valued for her character, not her price tag.”
FUNERAL EXCESSES: WHEN MOURNING BECOMES A SPECTACLE,
Turning to funeral practices, Hon. Essien condemned the commercialization of death, the trend of opening mourning houses with disco nights and “friends’ nights” featuring loud music and alcohol, incurring exorbitant costs that often run into millions of naira, and delaying burial due to logistical chaos and financial wrangling.
“These practices do not honor the dead, they impoverish the living. Families are forced to sell assets, take loans, or endure years of debt just to bury their loved ones. It is unsustainable and disrespectful.”
To restore dignity and affordability, the EPU decreed the following,
Funeral Reform Protocol effective January 1, 2026.
Mourning House Opening Ceremony Abolished. Only the church shall pray to declare the mourning house open. No music, no disco, no “night of entertainment.”
One General Entertainment Only . During the burial day, there shall be one communal meal for all mourners, where food is shared by village, church, and family groups, is no more permitted.
“Death is not a platform for competition or showmanship, It is a moment for reverence, unity, and closure. Let us mourn with dignity, not with decibels.”
OFFICIAL DISSOLUTION & NEW ORDER JANUARY 1, 2026.
In a historic move, the Eket people's Union (EPU), formally dissolved, all existing village‑level marriage and funeral customs, effective January 1, 2026. From that date forward.
All village heads, chiefs, and traditional councils are mandated to adopt and enforce the new EPU Marriage & Funeral Protocols.
Any community or family found operating under the old system including excessive marriage demands or unauthorized funeral rites, shall be subject to disciplinary action.
Village heads shall be held personally accountable for violations within their jurisdiction.
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