12/03/2021
Manchester United training session today
Ole:all of you kneel down except Diallo, starting from you Maguire, world expensive center back,you be defender so e mean say u go defend for us and defend for our opponent?? Why u no score that ball?? U no dey watch how Bruno dey score??
Maguire:(shaking)but coachey you and I no say most of him goals na through penalty,if I watch them,him go allow me to dey play penalty??? I no fit watch am na
Ole:so who you come dey watch???
Maguire:(stammering) ehmmm Ronaldo sir
Martial:Coachey na lie oo,the other day,I catch am dey use our WiFi dey watch timo Werner
Maguire:soooo?? Him no better pass u??? How many clean sheets in a row you think say u get??? You don kill all the birds wey dey com watch our matches finish with your shots,na so so slap slap award u dey win since and u dey talk,u no follow me watch am???
Martial: (angry) see minus joke and play,I go run you street oo
Maguire:(boiling) lie lie you no fit,na me deep freezy,no matter how you hot you no fit burn me
Ole: Enough,all of ona shut up,(angry) I give ona simple instruction, Zlatan no dey play match so win Dem make we chop banger soup instead ona go serve draw soup come
Fred:But Coachey,me I dey like draw soup oooh, especially when you mix am with ogbono chaiiii
Ole:(gives Fred 7 strokes of the cane twaii twaii twaii twaii twaii twaii twaii)
Fred:(sobbing) co co co co coachey, you don pill my yansh o
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