Introduction:
The Ayling’s Royal Challenge Cup (or Ayling’s Challenge Cup, it’s original name pre-dating royal patronage) is an annual sprint race taking place on the River Corrib on the last weekend of July. Each round consists of match racing between randomly selected crews in touring quads, over a distance of 400m. The entrance fee of €10 for each rower is to be collected on the day, with all
profits from the event going to a charity of the organising committee’s choice.
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History:
The regatta was first staged in 2015 and proved successful. However, due to acute onset alcoholism the following year in the organising committee, the 2016 meet was abandoned. At the regatta’s inception, it was intended for professional pintmen rather than those who gatted at an amateur level. At this inaugural race, competitors raced in primitive rowing boats known now as ‘coxless pairs’. The regatta is regarded as part of the Irish social season [1]. As with other events in the season, the regatta has strict dress codes.
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Winners:
2015 - Richie 'Cement' Bennett and Kev Mc Schmeville (Feels RC 2-)
2016 - *Cancelled due to the return of the 2 bottles for €20 deal*
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FAQ's:
Q: Hi guys, is it okay to attend the races as a spectator and not pay the entrance fee? A: We don't speak broke. (Donation buckets will be at the course and any spare change is greatly appreciated). Q: Haha ori, what happens if I decide to be no craic on the day and don't adhere to the strict dress codes? A: Your skull is getting pinged with pineapple juice bai. Q: Okay, what are the dress codes? A: Men are to wear a blazer (club colours if possible) and slacks. Hawaiian/sh*t shirts are encouraged but not mandatory. Because we've never talked to women before, we aren't sure what women's formal wear is, but we suggest wearing a funny hat. Q: What's the story with redrawing after each round? A: All the winners from the first round will be put into a massive, massive hat and redrawn at random, with the first five being one crew, and so on. Q: Will there be food? Q: Will people be going out afterwards? A: There will be an award ceremony later in the evening followed by an 'extensive social timetable'. Q: I'm obviously going to wear Henley Attire because I'm not a pussy, but where do I get changed for my race? A: Yes, changing facilities will be provided.
