19/05/2026
Tunbridge Wells 6-a-side League Match Report – 18 May 2026
Premiership
The Premiership served up a night of tight contests and defensive discipline, with none of the three fixtures producing more than two goals.
DIN LTD FC and BISH BUSH BOSH opened the evening with a cagey 0-0 draw at 8pm. Chances were at a premium throughout, with both sides organised at the back and goalkeepers rarely troubled by anything clear-cut. While neither side found the breakthrough, both will take positives from a hard-earned clean sheet.
INTERNAZIONALE produced the standout performance in the division with a controlled 2-0 victory over RAPID VIENNETTA. Clinical finishing and a composed defensive display proved the difference as INTERNAZIONALE kept their opponents at arm’s length for most of the contest.
The night ended with the most entertaining Premiership fixture as WHERE'S WADDY and PEMBURY CASUALS shared the spoils in a 2-2 draw. Both sides traded momentum throughout a lively encounter, with late drama ensuring neither team could edge ahead before the final whistle.
Championship
The Championship saw two stubborn stalemates before MCGINN AND TONIC lit up the evening with an impressive attacking display.
UNEMPLOYED FC and BALLERZ IN PARIS could not be separated in a goalless draw at 7pm. Defences dominated throughout, and despite a few half-chances at either end, neither side managed to find the decisive touch.
BOROUGH BEAVERZ and UNATHELTICO MADRID followed with another 0-0 contest. Both teams showed plenty of commitment and defensive structure, but the breakthrough never arrived in a game that was fiercely competitive from start to finish.
The goals finally arrived in style as MCGINN AND TONIC stormed to a 4-1 victory over GREEN ARMY. Sharp movement and ruthless finishing saw them take control early, and although GREEN ARMY pulled one back, MCGINN AND TONIC continued to press forward and sealed an emphatic win.
League One
League One delivered the biggest scorelines of the night, including a ten-goal masterclass from INTER YERNAN.
INTER YERNAN ran riot in a stunning 10-1 demolition of LADS ON TOURE. From the opening whistle they were relentless, piling on the pressure and finishing clinically in front of goal. LADS ON TOURE struggled to contain the attacking waves as INTER YERNAN recorded the highest score of the evening.
RAD FC also enjoyed a dominant performance, sweeping aside BARBER-LONA 6-1. Fast-paced attacking football and clinical counter-attacks allowed RAD FC to pull away comfortably, while BARBER-LONA were left chasing the game for long periods.
The final match in the division saw SIX OFFENDERS and WHITEHORSE FC battle to a 2-2 draw. It was a closely fought contest with both teams responding well to setbacks, and neither side able to land the knockout blow.
League Two
League Two produced goals, drama and plenty of attacking football across all three fixtures.
HE DOESN'T WANT IT kicked off the evening with a commanding 5-0 victory over BEACON REJECTS. A ruthless attacking display combined with a rock-solid defence ensured a one-sided contest, with BEACON REJECTS unable to gain a foothold.
HWANG HE FIX IT YES YES-CHAN edged an entertaining eight-goal thriller against BET365 UNITED, winning 5-3. Both teams attacked with intent throughout, but sharper finishing in key moments proved decisive as HWANG HE FIX IT YES YES-CHAN claimed all three points.
ENTER MENAN and MADRASALONA wrapped up the division’s fixtures with a 2-2 draw. It was a competitive and evenly balanced affair, with both teams showing attacking quality while also demonstrating resilience to come back into the game.
League Three
League Three delivered a mixture of defensive battles and absolute chaos in front of goal.
FENERBACKACHE and CHUBBY ALONSO’S started the evening with a hard-fought 0-0 draw. Both teams defended stubbornly, with neither side able to carve out the clear chance needed to break the deadlock.
Another stalemate followed as FAT OAF FC and RHYS & HIS PIECES also played out a goalless draw. Defences once again came out on top in a scrappy but competitive encounter.
Then came the game of the night. OZIL GUMMIDGE and NOTINYOURMUMS FOREST produced a remarkable 6-6 draw in a breathless contest packed with goals, momentum swings and end-to-end action. Every attack looked dangerous as both teams traded blows in one of the wildest matches the league has seen this season.
REAL MADRAS closed the evening with an impressive 5-2 victory over ARCHWAY UNITED. Strong attacking play and efficient finishing helped REAL MADRAS take control, securing a deserved win to round off an entertaining night in League Three.
Results Summary
Premiership
DIN LTD FC 0-0 BISH BUSH BOSH
RAPID VIENNETTA 0-2 INTERNAZIONALE
WHERE'S WADDY 2-2 PEMBURY CASUALS
Championship
UNEMPLOYED FC 0-0 BALLERZ IN PARIS
BOROUGH BEAVERZ 0-0 UNATHELTICO MADRID
MCGINN AND TONIC 4-1 GREEN ARMY
League One
INTER YERNAN 10-1 LADS ON TOURE
BARBER-LONA 1-6 RAD FC
SIX OFFENDERS 2-2 WHITEHORSE FC
League Two
BEACON REJECTS 0-5 HE DOESN'T WANT IT
HWANG HE FIX IT YES YES-CHAN 5-3 BET365 UNITED
ENTER MENAN 2-2 MADRASALONA
League Three
FENERBACKACHE 0-0 CHUBBY ALONSO’S
FAT OAF FC 0-0 RHYS & HIS PIECES
OZIL GUMMIDGE 6-6 NOTINYOURMUMS FOREST
REAL MADRAS 5-2 ARCHWAY UNITED
