AllSorts

Intimate, independent festival in the first weekend of September. Laurence Guy and Hamdi headlining.

08/05/2026

A collection of odd characters during founders disco hour last year. Choose your warrior

And a rare moment of grey skies delivered by our partners the Met Office. They’ve assured us that it will not happen again

17/04/2026

Meet you @ outdoor stage for the sunset set

Is a real sentence that you will say in the not too distant future. Can you believe it

15/04/2026

LISTEN UP WE'RE SPEAKING!! GLAMPING HAS DROPPED!!

Head to our link in bio or website to snap em up

4 man, 6 man & 8 man available, as well as one premium hut (this will go quick)

Sleep tight 😴 🛌

31/03/2026

🦾 ALLSORTS 2026: THE FINAL MELTDOWN 🦾

Ingest it. Digest it. Absorb it. Excrete it. Then look at it. Beautiful, isn’t it?

We’ve got some fresh, plump faces joining the party, including: , , , ,

Returning AllSorts legends are back where they belong: , , , , , and more

tops the bill with 2 hours of pumping German techno and trance, enough to make your moustache hairs tremble in the breeze

For the AllSorts Collective super fans out there. You asked, we held space for you, we delivered. They’re back

And yes, plenty of stupid activities to get your teeth into: Blind Date and AllSports Day return, whilst we host a traditional Witch Trial, with a sprinkling of Discussion Of The Weather

This is a lineup worthy of our final festival. We’d love you to join us for a proper send-off.

❤️

🎨 by the supremely talented and good looking .mampbell

16/03/2026

🪼 REIMOND 🪼

After laying down some fat 140 slugs in The Cigloo last year (video evidence attached), is back for more. Greedy boy.

The naughty Manchester-based producer has had his tracks recently spun by Ben UFO, DJ EZ, DJ Seinfeld and Anz (Drumsheds video attached). His productions are real delectable and we’re happy as Larry to have him back this year.

Potentially an outdoor stage debut…? The world waits with bated breath.

18/02/2026

Simply gander at those vibes

is a legend and our festival is legendary. Therefore mathematically this is a match made in heaven.

23/01/2026

❤️ BLIND DATE HIGHLIGHTS ❤️

We guarantee that you will find love at AllSorts. Whether through our official Blind Date process, or naturally and organically through your stylish dance moves

We have it on good authority that there are more than a handful of new couples who met at AllSorts 2025, reveal yourselves in the comments please

Could that be you this summer?

05/12/2025

🏆 FINALLY OFFICIALLY WORLD RECORD HOLDERS 🏆

After taking their sweet time dotting the i’s and crossing the t’s, the suits over at Guinness HQ have confirmed that we DID break the world record and we ARE World Record holders. And here is our official certificate to silence the critics, doubters, haters and naysayers.

Congratulations to all artists who performed, you have your name stamped in the history books forever (until someone breaks our record).

19/11/2025

🏰 TICKET TIME NEXT WEEK 🏰

🎟️ LOYALTY RELEASE - Monday 24th November, 10AM
🎟️ GENERAL RELEASE - Wednesday 26th November, 10AM

All previous ticket holders will receive a code giving them a 48-hour window from Monday to grab a limited allocation of cheaper loyalty tickets. A little thank you to the best festi rats on earth.

After that, the remaining tickets will go on general sale at 9AM on Wednesday.

With a hard cap on venue capacity and this being our final festi, once they’re gone, they’re gone.

🎟️ LOW INCOME TICKETS

We’ve always been one of the cheapest and most accessible festivals around. This year, we’re doing an £80 Low Income Ticket for those who need it. Please only choose this option if you’re unemployed, a student, or on low income.

🎟️ PAY IT FORWARD

If you’re able to, you can help someone else join us by adding a ‘Pay It Forward’ ticket to your order. This goes directly toward covering the cost of a low income ticket.

PICTURED ARE A BUNCH OF LEGENDS THAT WILL BE RECEIVING THEIR LOYALTY CODE

17/11/2025

📣 2026 NEWS 📣

Next year will be the final AllSorts Festival 😥

It's been a generational ride with the best memories. Thousands of giggles at sports day and karaoke with headline sets from some of the greats. We know that next year will be our best yet, and we want to go out on a high.

So for one last time please join us in Malvern at...

🩶⛓️🏰 AllSorts 2026: THE FINAL MELTDOWN 🏰⛓️🩶

Let’s make this the biggest send off imaginable.

Ticket information coming later this week

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🍭 SOME OF OUR FAVOURITE MEMORIES SO FAR 🍭

1. Final set at The Outpost on Saturday (2025)
2. AllSorts Collective mosh to Sound of The Underground (2025)
3. Mr Scruff & Kwasi (2025)
4. Blind date (2025)
5. Laurence Guy 7 hour set (2023)
6. Never ending sunset (2023)
7. H-Bomb force fed samosa (2022)
8. First ever fire maze (2022)

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