24/01/2026
Forget Greenland, it's the Great Up-Down Debate that's generating the greatest heat round here. If I can summarise the state-of-the-nation...
🌊 The river's natural flow favours the ebb – Freshwater draining downstream from Teddington Lock (the fluvial flow) combines with the outgoing ebb tide, making it faster; during the flood tide, this same flow opposes the incoming current, slowing it down. But...
🌊 Ebb and flood tides are not equal – On the Upper Thames, the flood tide takes ~4.5 hours to come in, while the ebb tide takes ~8.5 hours to run out, creating fundamentally different racing conditions depending on which way you're travelling. And ...
🌊 The fastest water runs in the centre channel – Friction from the riverbed and banks slows water at the edges, so the deepest part of the river carries the strongest current—particularly noticeable on the ebb when combined flows concentrate there.
To cut through this complexity, Drew Fobbester has sung an excellent song. I highly recommend it. Have a listen to check if you are mentioned!
An unofficial spoof video on the debate about whether we run the L&C cup upstream on the Flood tide or downstream on the Ebb. Against the Tide' is an amusin...