25/05/2026
One uncomfortable truth about professional matchmaking.
We do not have a secret underground room somewhere in London, New York, Paris or Dubai that we can dramatically open and announce: “And now on display — 30 single Capricorns with natural beauty, MBAs, no trauma or drama, tiny waists, and apartments located no further than three blocks from Times Square or Buckingham Palace.”
We do not have a unicorn manufacturing factory.
We are looking for a HUMAN BEING with whom you can realistically build a relationship, a family, emotional safety, attraction, friendship and a life.
And yes — preferences matter, just like chemistry, lifestyle and physical attraction matter. But there is a very big difference between: “I understand what is important to me” and “I am ordering a human being the way I would customise a new car.” A good matchmaker is not Amazon Prime with filters and same-day delivery.
And one more uncomfortable truth: relationships are always a partner dance — not a dance around you. Which means that during the process, a good matchmaker may occasionally tell you not only which criteria may need recalibrating, but also which personal habits, behavioural patterns or relationship scenarios may no longer be serving you.
Shocking, I know. Because sometimes the issue is not only that “all the wrong people keep appearing.” Sometimes the issue is that we keep choosing, rejecting, testing or approaching people in exactly the same way over and over again — while somehow expecting a different emotional result.
We work with timing, emotions, other people’s free will, geography, real-life logistics, and the uncomfortable reality that two wonderful people may simply not choose each other.
No ethical matchmaker can guarantee you an exact number of introductions, exact timing, exact chemistry, or a perfectly calibrated partner living 15 minutes away.
Simply because great matches are created between people — not between zodiac signs, kilograms, centimetres and postcodes.
Professional matchmaking is not a basic life necessity. It is a premium service that cannot be free or cheap. This is not a hobby — it is our full-time job, often without weekends or holidays. And honestly — if the most important part of the process for you is still measurable criteria and endless optimisation, then perhaps it would be more honest — and significantly cheaper — to buy a PREMIUM subscription on Hinge or Tinder, where you can comfortably keep the illusion that your unicorn is still out there waiting for you.
Because when the “calibration process” begins before you have even met your first real human being, our hands slowly start to drop and the whole process begins to die. Come to us when you are genuinely ready for relationships with real people — not with photos and a brief bio.
And in the meantime, we will continue helping those who are actually ready to find love.
