The Clapham Grand

The Clapham Grand London's iconic, palace of variety since 1900 🪩
Comedy, music, drag, bingo, clubbing, movies, brunches, cabaret, kids shows, podcasts, private hire & more 💫

09/09/2026

After sell out nights across the UK and Europe we are thrilled to have .party.uk back at The Grand with their Bad Bunny Party!

We’re ready to perrear hasta abajo to some of Benito’s best tunes, are you?? 🔥

09/09/2026

Sweet Caroline isn’t just for the beer garden… Late Night Live Music starts at The Clapham Grand on October 3rd. Catch Keith & Chris singing this banger & many more 🎸

Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival is back at The Grand 🎧Once again, they’ll be bringing some of the biggest names (The Ho...
08/09/2026

Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival is back at The Grand 🎧

Once again, they’ll be bringing some of the biggest names (The Horne Section!) off your feed and onto our stage.

This year’s line-up is looking VERY good...

🎤 BudPod with Glenn Moore & Pierre Novellie
🎧 Distant Pod with Elis James, Mike Bubbins & Steff Garrero
👻 Ghost Huns with Hannah Byczkowski & Suzie Preece
🎷 The Horne Section with Alex Horne & his band
🎙️ This Paranormal Life with Rory Powers & Kit Grier Mulvenna

HALLOW-EMO!!! 🖤Our massive emo night is back for a Halloween special on Friday 30th Oct. Even more reason to dig out the...
08/09/2026

HALLOW-EMO!!! 🖤

Our massive emo night is back for a Halloween special on Friday 30th Oct. Even more reason to dig out the black eyeliner, as if you needed one!

Featuring throwback emo bangers until 3am and, of course, Drag Emo Karaoke on the big screen too. 🎤

Come get scary and in your feels with us x 🖤👻

Another big week at The Grand! We can't wait to see you x 💋
07/09/2026

Another big week at The Grand! We can't wait to see you x 💋

05/09/2026

“Now who’d have thought that after all,
Something as simple as rock ‘n’ roll would save us all” 🤘❤️

Thank you everyone that came and supported tonight, and all the wonderful acts who performed and of course the legend that is 🙏

05/09/2026

Late night live music comes to The Grand on Oct 3rd 🎸

We’ll be letting Keith & Chris take us into the early hours of the morning with huge singalong anthems.

It’s the ultimate afters in South West London!

Madonna vs Kylie is next weekend 😍These glorious humans will be doing the locomotion for you next Saturday 💃🎧 DJs Tete B...
04/09/2026

Madonna vs Kylie is next weekend 😍

These glorious humans will be doing the locomotion for you next Saturday 💃

🎧 DJs Tete Bang & David Robson
💋 Kitty Scott-Claus as Kylie
👑 Margo Marshall as Madonna
✨ The Grand’s Dream Team

Come visit our Club Confessions x

Saturday 12th September. 🪩

“Oh look, another glorious movie night. Makes me sick!” 🤮THE SISTERS ARE BACK! 🧙Our annual spellbinding screening of Hoc...
03/09/2026

“Oh look, another glorious movie night. Makes me sick!” 🤮

THE SISTERS ARE BACK! 🧙

Our annual spellbinding screening of Hocus Pocus is returning to The Grand this Halloween season, complete with a monstrously huge 25ft screen, our Sanderson-ish Sisters, spooky games, costume competitions, cocktails, confetti, and all the Halloween chaos you could possibly need.

So grab your creepy crew, dust off your witch garms and get ready to run amok, amok, amok... 🧹

Thursday 29th October 🎃

03/09/2026

We’re trying something new - Live Music on a Saturday Night 🎸

We’ve spent all summer singing along outdoors, so now it’s time to bring the party inside. Keith O’Reilly & Chris Maloney will be playing all the Pear Tree Cafe & Paddle Yard classics (but indoors. rip summer 🥲)

Guest DJs keeping our dancefloor going til late.

It’s free to rock up before 12am, but you can guarantee entry before 1am with a ticket.

10.00pm -2.30am: The perfect afters to your Saturday night.

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21/25 St John's Hill, Clapham Junction
London
SW111TT

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+442072236523

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