04/01/2026
Welland Wasted is a powerhouse , powder keg, of complete and total musical destruction. Even if you like us you can easily find a way to hate us. we are that dynamic. Welland Wasted is not for the faint of heart or easily triggered type, but more for the seasoned , grizzled street fighter type. A band that delivers punch in the head music for punch in the head people. Not just punch in the head, a full beat down from ten prison inmates over some jailhouse mashed potatoes. W.W. will not sugar coat back down or roll over for mainstream. If you are a big record label you can f*k off, unless you have deep pockets and big dollars. we are ghetto rich, wasted and famous already. Welland Wasted “ most of today's music is to pretty, and cute, with cookie cutter s**t” We play with the hardest, starving, blood thirsty killers in the music scene. We don’t make music for fortune and fame , we make music to fight too. We are so encrusted with awards, we win awards for winning the most awards. a band so against commercialism that we signed a sponsorship deal with Nike and Starbucks instead of Reebok and Tim Hortons. “our private jet runs on premium jet fuel, tears of our loved ones and prayers. Our influences are anything and everything. But first and foremost drugs and alcohol. We have a following of hardcore dedicated fans who pay thousands of dollars to come see us play. We have excellent critiques from the greatest of critics, and still we don’t give a s**t. live fast and die!
