The Zen Den

04/03/2026

苦あれば楽あり (Ku areba raku ari)
Where there is hardship, there is ease.

03/28/2026

Our 2026 Pre-Parties — the road to Electric Love has begun!!!

You may have missed our Revelstoke alpine meltdown… but there’s still plenty of chaos ahead.

Next up: Whistler (April 9) — as the Arcade Crew recruits the Whistler Junglists Group to blast Après Après into full-blown pandemonium.

Then we head down the Sea-to-Sky to Vancouver (April 11), where we’ll overrun Bassterdam like barbarians and rebrand it ELFSTERDAM.

We close out the month in Kelowna (April 30), teaming up with Hi, Society Entertainment and Frontside for a manic takeover of District Nightclub.

Then it’s time for the Battle of Alberta…

We kick things off in Calgary (May 8) as the Nest Stage infiltrates Sub Rosa, with In Haus Special providing ground support.

From there, we move north to Edmonton (May 9) for a double-trouble doubleheader — with backup from GET DOWN YEG & Vibe Raiders — starting at 9910 and finishing with a full send at Y AFTERHOURS to eliminate whatever brain cells remain.
We’ll also be returning to home base in Kamloops for a Wormhole pre-party at a classified date and location…

We’ll release that once we get security clearance (or when the The Wormhole crew gets their s**t together).

And finally, The Zen Den takes a different approach…
No sonic violence.

Just a pacifist protest...done techno style in Calgary (May 23), as the Leben Collective gurus guide us toward sonic nirvana at the Velvet Room.

If you survive all 7 remaining events, you deserve a participation medal, free counselling, and a lifetime subscription to Bird Watching Magazine.

03/25/2026

01/02/2026

We regret to inform you that, effective immediately, Upper Management has placed a temporary moratorium on fart jokes.

Until further notice, there will be no references to flatulence, bodily fluids or functions, or certain body parts.

We apologize for the inconvenience and hope to negotiate an amicable solution with Upper Management soon. If you’d like to see this ban lifted, please show your support by tagging a friend, sharing this post, and dropping a comment below.

FREE THE FARTS ✊

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

01/01/2026

Happy Zen New Year!!!

12/05/2025

11/11/2025

Zen is just getting rid of the discriminating mind.