17/09/2026
πββοΈ THE SATURDAY MORNING PARKRUN JOURNEYβ¦ π’π
Every parkrunner thinks theyβre coming for a nice, easy 5km.
Then reality happens. π
From the moment you cross the start line to the moment youβre holding that post-parkrun coffee, there are stages we ALL know far too wellβ¦
π THE STAGES OF PARKRUN π
1οΈβ£ OPTIMISTIC START
βJust a nice easy run today.β
(Famous last words.) π
2οΈβ£ GOING TOO FAST
βFeels great!β
(Checks watch 6 times in the first km.) βπ
3οΈβ£ REGRET KICKS IN
βWhy did I go out so fast?!β
(The hill. Every. Single. Week.) π«
4οΈβ£ THE DARK PLACES
βThis is awful.β
(Somewhere between 2K and 4K.) π΅βπ«
5οΈβ£ THE FINAL SPRINT
βNew PB is on!β
(Even though your legs have left.) πββοΈπ¨
6οΈβ£ POST-PARKRUN EUPHORIA βπ
βThat wasnβt too bad actually.β
(See you next week.) π
π 5K. FREE. WEEKLY. THERAPY. UNTIL NEXT SATURDAY.
And honestlyβ¦ which stage are you at most weeks? ππ
βΈ»
β° SATURDAY PARKRUN REMINDER
Set those alarms!
No snooze. No excuses.
Just good people, good vibes and 5km of questionable life choices. π
Whether youβre coming to run, walk, jog, volunteer or roll β weβll see you at North Shore! π
π©² Briefing: 06:50am
π Start: 07:00am
π North Shore parkrun
π First Timers / Newbies
Register for free and bring your barcode π https://www.parkrun.com.au/register/
π Milestones
Big number this week? Let us know before we start so you can get the hype you deserve! π
πΈ Photos
Smile for the camera β milestone flag + big smile = Facebook fame! π
πͺ Finish Tokens
They are not souvenirs! If one accidentally makes it home with you, please return it next week.
π Volunteers
Our volunteers make parkrun happen every week. Want to join the team?
π https://www.parkrun.com.au/northshore/futureroster/
π Follow us
Facebook & Instagram for photos, updates and run reports β because if itβs not on social mediaβ¦ did it even happen? π
Same time. Same place.
Same parkrun magic. β¨
See you Saturday, North Shore! ππββοΈ
Zsofia & the North Shore parkrun team