20/06/2026
๐พโก ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ RUN REPORT โก๐พ@ ๐๐๐ข๐ซ๐ง๐ฌ ๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐ค๐ซ๐ฎ๐ง #646, 20/6/26.
๐ถ Credit-ish: Live it Up, by Mental as Anything (1985). Get this earworm happening, then sing this one out loud!
โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ
Hey, there you, with the slower pace,
Come to our (parkrun) place and ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐! ๐พ
You beside the Start Line,
Whatโs your dream time?
Letโs ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐! โก
Find yourself a pacer,
Try not to disgrace ya,
Then sprint like someone stole your Finish Token. ๐๏ธ
Hey, there you, with the barcode,
Come to our parkrun and ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐!
You beside the palm trees,
Sagging at the knees?
Just ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐! ๐ด
Some will chase a PB,
Some will lose their dignity,
Some will seek the coffee cart and call it a win. โ
Pace Invaders landing,
Hi-vis legends standing,
Princess Willow watching for token-based sin. ๐ถ
Hey, there you, with the sad pace,
Come to our place and ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐! ๐พโก
You beside the dance floorโฆ
Sorry, wrong sport โ
Just ๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐ค๐ซ๐ฎ๐ง ๐ข๐ญ ๐ฎ๐ฉ! ๐๐ด
๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐!
๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐!
๐๐๐ข๐ซ๐ง๐ฌ ๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐ค๐ซ๐ฎ๐ง โ where speed meets sweat, sandflies and questionable judgement.
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What a fantastic turnout, and what a great job by our ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, with lots of creaks and groans still arising after last Sundayโs IRONMAN in Cairns. So many of our parkies were out there on course, either as an Iron-thlete, Vollie or Supporter. Go Team parkrun!
๐ Again, a massive thank you to our 34๐ฆบ ๐๐ข-๐๐ข๐ฌ ๐๐จ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ข๐ฉ๐จ๐ฉ ๐๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ท๐ญ๐ผ who coaxed the 310 ๐ฅ stampeders and non-stampeders ๐พ around our perfectly picturesque (alternative course) parkrun in paradise.
Iโm not mentioning how much longer we run with this course...weโve received no end date.
(๐ฉ๐ผ๐ป...๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ด๐จ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐...๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐!).
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๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ง๐ฏ๐๐๐๐ซ ๐๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ฅ๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ๐ฌ:
๐ฅ 39 superstars smashed PBs โ did our ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ do good, or what!
๐ 64 aliens were visiting from other space stations. Nice one!
๐ถ 19 newbies joined the parkrun cult, including our Lord Podium Grabberโฆ welcome. Your Saturdays now belong to us.
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๐ต๐ 500 Club โ The Blue Brigade: OMG WHAT A TURNOUT! Seven (7!!) of them. One for the books!
Steve Betesta, Peter Mountney & Linc Biggins (+ Evie ๐ถ), Kathryn Alley, Glenn Barker, Leith Wallace & Sarah-Jane Alley.
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15 x ๐๐ข๐ฅ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐จ๐ง๐๐ซ๐ฌ (aka perfectly reasonable excuses for new activewear). ๐๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ฃ๐ข๐ค๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐๐ช๐ญ๐ฆ๐ด๐ต๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ ๐๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ข๐บ ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ข ๐ฑ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ณ๐ถ๐ฏ-๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ฏ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ด๐ฆ ๐ค๐ฉ๐ข๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ด! ๐๐ณ๐ถ๐ต๐ฉ ๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ง๐ช๐ค๐ต๐ช๐ฐ๐ฏ - ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ค๐ช๐ฅ๐ฆ!
๐ข 350 โ Rick Middleton
๐ข 300 โ Simon Batt & Trace Bancroft (2 of our super vollies!)
โซ 200 โ Tracie Bizant & Robert Chapman
โซ 150 โ Wade Dalton
โซ 100 โ Julie James (another super vollie)
๐ด 50 โ ( David ) Noah Rankine, one of our Juniors!
๐ฃ 25 โ Kayoko Thomas, Peter McDougall, Pao Marven, Colin Stiff & Jordan Demetrius
๐ฃ๐๐ V1 โ First-time volunteer legends! Kayoko Thomas (yes, youโve already read her name in the line above!) & Ray Freeman.
Welcome to the volunteer crewโฆ There is absolutely no escape now.
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๐ฅ ๐๐จ๐๐ข๐ฎ๐ฆ:
๐ฅ First Gent Clement Chan zipped in at 17:43. Clearly, he listened to the briefs, because this was his FIRST EVER parkrun, therefore his FIRST at Cairns parkrun, and he didnโt get lost! Good job, Irene Williams!
๐ฅ First Lady Isis Flynn zoomed past TimeLord Luke in 21:02. Nice work!
๐ Results are up. Go admire your statistics and BINGO progress https://www.parkrun.com.au/cairns/results/2026-06-20/
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๐ธ ๐๐ก๐จ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ซ๐ฒ: (our official pics will be out later today)
โขDrop your pics below ๐
โขTag your crew, your pup, your accidental sprint finish, and those โwhy did I agree to this?โ faces.
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๐ฆบ ๐๐จ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ง๐ญ๐๐๐ซ ๐๐ซ๐๐ฐ:
โขOur roster ALWAYS HAS ROOM FOR MORE VOLLIES!
โขStep up if you can and help save the EDs from a stress-induced interpretive dance.
๐ https://www.parkrun.com.au/cairns/futureroster/
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๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐:
๐๐/๐/๐๐ โ ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ. ๐๐๐๐๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐๐ฅ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐! Send us your ideas for a theme! Or we can just be boring!
๐ฅณ ๐/๐/๐๐ โ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ซ๐๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐๐๐๐ค โ can we have a Vollie-Takeover?? Cairns Deadly Runners?? Tj Cora?
๐โโก๏ธ๐โโ๏ธโโก๏ธ ๐๐/๐/๐๐ โ ๐๐๐ฎ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐๐๐ฅ๐ ๐๐๐๐ข๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ ๐๐๐๐ค (Cairns Marathon Festival weekend)
โข โ42.2 km sounded like a good idea six months ago.โ
๐ ๐๐/๐/๐๐ โ๐๐ฉ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ค (last weekโs Cairns Marathon was just a trial run!)
โขPrepare your calves accordingly.
๐ ๐๐/๐/๐๐ โ ๐๐จ๐ง๐๐ญ๐๐๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ค & (๐ก๐จ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ) ๐๐จ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ข๐-๐๐๐ค๐๐จ๐ฏ๐๐ซ ๐๐๐๐ค
โขInvasion by the DonateLife crew from Cairns Hospital.
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๐จ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐จ
Yesโฆ we are STILL on the alternative course while the foreshore repairs continue, which will finish sometime before the next Ice Age. ๐ Hopefully...
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๐ฏ ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐ข๐ง๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒโฆ ๐๐๐๐๐.
So, wondering what this BINGO hype is all about? See the pinned post at the top of our page.
โขPlay hard. Chase glory.
๐ Princess Willow is watching closely. Wearing her QLDer outfit proudly.
โขLikely judging your pace.
โขDefinitely judging your barcode preparedness. ๐ถ
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๐ ๐๐ฆ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ฏ โ ๐๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ต-๐ฐ๐ถ๐ต๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐๐ช๐ญ๐ฆ๐ด๐ต๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ด,
๐๐ฐ-๐๐ถ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฏ๐ข๐ต๐ช๐ฐ๐ฏ, ๐๐ฐ-๐๐ณ๐ข๐ฏ๐จ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐๐ถ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฏ๐ด ๐๐ฉ๐ฐ ๐๐ฐ๐ณ๐จ๐ฆ๐ต ๐๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ช๐ณ ๐๐ข๐ณ๐ค๐ฐ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ด, ๐๐ฆ๐ค๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ญ๐บ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐๐ณ๐ช๐ฏ๐ค๐ฆ๐ด๐ด ๐๐ช๐ญ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ธ