23/05/2026
The Chad Polo.
He definitely showed up late, somehow already sweating, and carrying a lead he didn’t realise wasn’t attached to his dog. Absolutely said ‘she’ll be right’ 14 times before 9am.
But Chad also unloaded the trailer, fixed the bunting and somehow became everyone’s emotional support volunteer.
Surprisingly solid under pressure. For when you want to look professional.
It tells the dog world ‘ok…these people are unhinged but frighteningly competent.’ Just don’t look at the lead still not attached to the dog.
Heavyweight cotton. Regular fit.