01/04/2025
⏰ There's still time to sign up to pitch your single friend at the Pinstripes event this Wednesday, April 2! ⏰
💻 Make a 3-5 PowerPoint about why your friend is AMAZING and why anyone not dating them is totally missing out.
🙈 We know you might want to keep your single friend all to yourself, it means more time for hangouts and Netflix and chill, we get it.
💯 It's nice to have that kind of pal that's always free and down to get into shenanigans with you because they're single and have all this spare time and you want them to spend IT ALL WITH YOU, their best friend.
🦇 But come on. A real friend would want them to spread their wings, or something like that, right? And of course you'll get to give them the okay or not on who they date. But at least give them a shot! A shot at happiness with a storybook ending where you get to actually be the hero for being that brave soul who made that Powerpoint and pitched them to a crowd of people.
Yea, I mean, if it helps to think of it that way, this isn't about your friend at all. It's about YOU BEING THE HERO. THE MATCHMAKER. THE ULTIMATE WING PERSON. That's a title you get to keep the rest of your life. 🏆
Who would want to pass that up?
So come on. Sign up to pitch and spend a couple minutes putting some slides together. After all, you get a free drink for your courage. 🍺 Yes, that's right, this isn't about your single friend. It's about you.
🤠 So step up and take your rightful place in the history of your friend group. You'll be glad you did.
👀 A sneak peak at Wednesday's pitches:
🔥 a straight guy in his upper 30s
😘 a le***an in her 20s
💅 2 straight women, one in their 30s, one in her 50s
🌈 a bisexual woman in her late 20s
A little something for everyone! More chances for you to be the hero, after all. 👨🎤👩🎤