10/05/2026
🚨 NAME. THIS. JAVELINA. 🚨
Apparently, we have not been giving our tutu’d javelina the respect they deserve.
That ends today.
This joyous little desert icon — gifted to the Big Gay 5K universe by the wildly talented — needs a name. And preferably some lore.
So, our fellow peccary pen pals: DEFEND THIS CREATURE. GIVE THEM AN IDENTITY.
Drop your best name in the comments, or send a DM if you don’t want to make your creative process public. Add a tiny backstory explaining who they are and why they’re so damn happy for bonus points.
Entries are open through Sunday night, 10/11.
🏆 Winning entry gets:
🌈 One FREE Big Gay 5K registration — or, if you’re already registered, a free entry to drag a friend into the chaos
👕 A custom shirt featuring this magnificent desert beast
They have the tutu.
They have the stride.
They have the joy.
They just need a name.
Now do your civic duty: name them, tag the funniest person you know, and send this post to someone who can invent unnecessary javelina lore on command.