01/12/2024
SHOWER THOUGHTS
Everyone on Earth vastly overestimates how well they’d do in a fight.
The major thing group projects taught us in school was that you had to do extra work to pick up the slack of others.
Considering how big of a deal it was, it’s weird the moon landing is not a national holiday in the US.
Divers that do flips don’t wear flippers and divers that don’t do flips wear flippers.
Percentage tipping is weird because a customer buying a more expensive meal had nothing to do with the server.
Cranberry juice tastes like it doesn’t want to be wet.
There’s a period in your life when you stop buying toys but then you eventually start buying them again.
Dogs are better at stretching regularly than humans are.
Almost no one in the modern world can conceptualize what x units of horsepower are supposed to represent.
2024 is already 3% over.
Heeeyyy. Happy Friday!!
Make it a great day