02/08/2026
I was highly hesitant to acknowledge this piece of trash’s “admission” post.
99.9% of what he says is either fabricated, embellished or extremely misleading.
Tarantula Trust Fund as a grouping of words was first said by Bradley Hessel while he was spouting out random s**t trying his hardest to be funny. It was a random three words in a paragraph of random s**t he was saying.
He didn’t think twice about the phrase until I said out loud “Tarantula Trust Fund, that would be a good band name”
So who really came up with the name? 🤔
“A “math rock” band that only plays in 4/4” dude our song Rain has 5 time signatures in that song alone 😂
Just goes to show ya, you let someone stay on your couch for months rent free out of the kindness of your heart and they’ll act like the only relation we had was me “stealing” idea 💀
Anyways, Bradley Hessel, F**k You 🤡
