04/26/2025
In Dallas about to go to bed when I hear an argument between a man and woman so listening thru the door before I opened it she was arguing why he let her (and I quote) "sell p***y" he responded didn't I tell u it was for only a month? She said I'm tired, I can't do it no more. Oh dude went off so I'm thinking I'm going to open the door and say, hey take that s**t somewhere else but right before I open the door I heard a loud pop n someone hit the ground so I'm thinking I'm about bust dude for putting his hands on the female, but when I open the door he was laying on the ground holding his face, I looked at her then looked at him and was like dude u on ur own, female every bit of 6'1, he 5'4, I looked at her again to make sure it wasn't a man n she was a female. So I just stepped back in to mine my own business. Well 15-20 minutes later someone knock on my door, I got my G***k pressed to the door 1 wrong move I'm dumping a full clip, as I looked it was the "Slap Master" the one who hit dude, so I opened the door but had my guards up n she ask could she apologize for the noise n asked could she come in and talk with me and promise there wouldn't be no slapping, so I agreed, she told me the whole story about them 2 leaving Mississippi for a better life n was in Dallas looking for a job, when it didn't happen he suggested she trick for a week or 2, turn out it lasted 6 months n he bought a car with the money, she busted him with someone, thus the Slap I heard.. The woman is really so damn beautiful but country asf, she is leaving to go back to Mississippi later this morning, we exchanged numbers, she said she's going to try Houston soon, I said I live there, she was like " do u need a roommate?" I'm thinking of that slap I heard, I'm like nah I'm good but u got my number. Who knows she might be a great employee for any of my businesses, I don't play that slapping s**t! I'm wondering if dudes jaw stopped hurting yet?