Fest Assured - Festival Essentials

09/06/2025

Thanks for the great response to our clearance sale, all orders now dispatched in time for Download Festival.

There will be some major site changes in the coming weeks as i change suppliers and roll out some great festival essential bundles that will be perfect for festival goers whether its for a day or a messy weekend!

The store remains open for now whilst the last stock clears out but we should be looking at closing temporarily whilst we rebrand to suit our new product range in the coming weeks.

Thanks to everyone who purchased from us and i encourage anyone needing a reliable cot or trolley for any upcoming festivals to do so now whilst stocks last!

Thanks and i can't wait to show everyone the next phase in Fest Assured journey!

27/05/2025

⏳ Download Festival is here — and your last chance to prep is slipping away.

We’ve dropped prices across the board for 10 days only.
Many items are already selling out — and once they’re gone, they’re gone for good.

🛒 Order during this period to guarantee your gear in time for Download.
No restocks. No delays. Just festival essentials, sorted.

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Exciting new range to drop soon as we move towards festival essentials bundles!

Festassured brings you must-have festival and camping gear for stress-free adventures. From tents to portable showers, stay prepared, stylish & comfy all weekend. Shop festival essentials designed for convenience, durability, and good vibes—Festassured, you're set for the season.

19/05/2025

Headed to Download?

Trust me—it's usually wetter than my pants after a horror flick.

We can’t change the weather, but we can keep you dry.

Ponchos, cagoules, and other waterproof legends—because Fest Assured, just like my Tinder matches, you’re getting wet this summer.

04/05/2025

FB said post some cheesy s**t about getting a load of followers.

If you like my page then you are a beautiful person and countless men/women want to be with you, you are the upper echelon of society and everything you do from this point forward can only.be.judged by God himself.

But in the rare case you didn't buy that here's the s**tty fb template with about as much humanity as Mark Zuckerberg

I got 150 reactions and comments on my posts last week! Thanks everyone for your support! 🎉

28/04/2025

Oh god, it’s Monday.
If you're anything like us, you're still recovering from the weekend... 🍻
But don’t worry — while the brain cells regroup and the regrets fade away, we’re lining up some sexy new stock and tasty bundle deals to drop later today. 👀🔥

Stay tuned you beautiful people!

26/04/2025

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Paula Wakiwitch, David Horspool, Lee Martin, Megan Lockett, Mark Hughes, Joe Murnan, Terry Bailey, Prabha Neupane, Tereska Maria Muir, Simon Stanley, Pat Owens, Robin Glancy, Kevin Darren Garnett, Bulla Bastable, Victoria Bird, Ting Lei, Kielbicki V Krystian, Richard Lunn, Simon Arnold, Liam Mullaney Shammy New, Roy Sykes, Emily Eardley, Maureen Fisher, Katie Jordan, Shane Andrew Dainty, Alex O'Neill, Shaun Underhay, Phillip Carey, Matty C Duncan, Clare Gilligan, John Fern, Stephen Braund, Jo Hawes, Dean Stott, Andrew Farrall

25/04/2025

A quick thank you to all the people who have liked or followed my page.

It's daunting starting a new business and it means the world to me!

Love you all and I promise to give you some tasty deals soon!

Tom

24/04/2025

Three Things Are Guaranteed This Festival Season:

You’ll make memories for life.

You’ll chafe so hard on the walk to the arena, you’ll be doing the John Wayne strut by Sunday.

You won’t regret buying proper gear that lasts — unlike that cheap s**te your mate brought that snapped before sunset.

It’s too late for my thighs.
But it’s not too late for you.

Get kitted. Get comfy. Get through it.
FestAssured – Festival kit for those who know the struggle.

Shop Now before everyone else gets their gear, we accept Klarna payment (instalments) so you could pay for the pricey stuff now and have more spends on the date.

Festassured brings you must-have festival and camping gear for stress-free adventures. From tents to portable showers, stay prepared, stylish & comfy all weekend. Shop festival essentials designed for convenience, durability, and good vibes—Festassured, you're set for the season.

24/04/2025

Three Things Are Guaranteed This Festival Season:

You’ll make memories for life.

You’ll chafe so hard on the walk to the arena, you’ll be doing the John Wayne strut by Sunday. (Just me? Really???)

You won’t regret buying proper gear that lasts — unlike that cheap s**te your mate brought that snapped before sunset.

It’s too late for my thighs.
But it’s not too late for you.

Get kitted. Get comfy. Get through it.
FestAssured – Festival kit for those who know the struggle.

22/04/2025

Our camping beds are tankier than whatever you plan on pulling in the party tent.

Sturdy. Silent. Judgement-free.

FestAssured: for the memories you may or may not remember.