12/09/2025
I don’t even know whether to say I used my own hand to buy trouble or what.
My girls have been disturbing me for a baby doll ever since they saw one at Roban. I finally gave in and bought it.
Turns out I might have hacked the code, because since that doll entered this house, they haven’t looked at phone or TV.
Olaedo even went to crochet a dress for it.
They’ve plaited its hair.
Urenna has been trying to “feed” the doll since day before yesterday.
She even carried the pant her mama bought and tried to force it on the baby. 🤦🏽♂️
I’m not even at home, and Olaedo called me just now saying I should buy drugs for the baby because “she’s sick.”
What kind of wahala did I enter like this?
In my own house, Urenna is now calling the doll my baby.
