22/04/2026
The deadline to sign up to the Mongol Rally 2026 is this Friday, 24th April.
After that we'll be resorting to obscurity and refusal until we open up for 2027, unless you come up with something imaginatively persuasive or have a car so tiny and unlikely to make it to the finish line, that we can't resist.
We have attached to this announcement some suggestively persuasive electro-prints to help you decide to come. They are a collection of some of your most liked pictures on Face-doom. Apparently you lot really like trying to kill Mr Buddy, , rude awakenings at our launches, mud volcanoes, high-tech Rally prep, Trump showing up like a ghoulish Jesus in steak form, simple navigation techniques, ingenious suspension hacks, giving up on roads, and nobs on cars. We're feeding this into our demographic analysis as we write...
That is all.
If you decide you need some tiny-car-wrangling chaos in your life this summer, you can sign up using the link in our bio. Unless it's after Friday. After Friday you can't.